Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway.

or
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia."
Charles M. Schulz

"I'm going to live life or die trying"

"If you can't fix it with duck tape you havn´t used enough"

"All generalizations are false."

"You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me"

"Pobody is nerfect" or "Nobody is perfect. I am nobody."

I really like quotes, ´specially silly ones :)